Q: Miss America, please describe the male sex organs in your country.
Miss USA: U.S. male organ like a gentleman.
Q: Why is that?
Miss USA: as long as one can see female, they will stand up ... ...
(Applause, applause)
Question: Ms Spain, please describe the male sex organs in your country.
Miss Spain: Spain's male organs like bullfighting.
Q: Why is that?
Miss Spain: as long as it will see a hole .it 'll attack.
(Applause, applause)
Q: Miss Philippines, please describe the male sex organs in your country.
Miss Philippines: Philippines the male organ like rumors .
Q: Why is that?
Miss Philippines: it spread from one mouth another mouth.
(Applause, applause, standing applause, applause, applause)
Q: Iran Miss, please describe the male sex organs in your country.
Miss Iran: Iran's male organs like thieves.
Q: Why is that?
Miss Iran: because they always love the backdoor.
(Applause, applause, laughter, laughter, applause, applause)
Q: Miss India, please describe the male sex organs in your country.
Miss India: The Indian male organs such as labor.
Q: Why is that?
Miss India: Because it "do" in the day and night
(Applause, applause, applause, applause, applause, applause)
Q: Miss Malaysia, please describe the male sex organs in your country.
Miss Malaysia: Malaysia's the male organ is like Proton sedans(Malaysia-made vehicles).
Q: Why is that?
Miss Malaysia: It seems very hard (is similar to the HONDA) is actually very soft (a collision on the deformation).
(Applause, applause, laughter, laughter, applause, applause)
Question: Ms Singapore, please describe the male sex organs in your country.
Miss Singapore: Singapore's male organ is very kiasu.
Q: Why is that?
Miss Singapore: it Always rushed into "court", played 15 minutes in advance.
(Applause, applause, applause, applause, applause, applause)
Q: Miss China, please describe the male sex organs in your country.
Miss China: China's male organs like the space shuttle.
Q: Why is that?
Miss China: Although small, but within minutes you can be sent to the clouds ... ...
2009年11月17日星期二
2009年11月15日星期日
The strongest country each Century
BC 15th century and before: Kingdom of Egypt, the ancient Babylonian kingdom (China's Xia, Compare to them .there still be distance)
14th century BC: the Egyptian kingdom, the Kingdom of Shang
The 13th century BC: the Egyptian kingdom, the Kingdom of Shang
The 12th century BC: Business of the Kingdom (and Egypt have said goodbye)
The 11 Century BC: The Shang of the Kingdom (even the King Zhou in Shang period is also very strong)
The 10th century BC: Kingdom of Zhou
The 9th century BC: kingdom of Zhou, the Assyrian Empire
The 8th century BC: kingdom of Zhou, the Assyrian Empire
The 7th century BC: Neo-Babylonian kingdom, the SSpring-Autumn countries (at that time ,only one state will be compared with other countries, with the Warring States)
The 6th century BC: Persian Empire, the Spring-Autumn countries
The 5th century BC: Greek city-states, the Persian Empire of the Warring States Each country
The 4th century BC: Alexander the Empire ,the Warring States countries
The 3rd century BC: Qin Empire (including the Warring States Period each country), Peacock Empire
The 2nd century BC: the Han Empire, Carthage Kingdom (Mediterranean overlord, Rome has not yet begun stronger)
a century BC: the Roman Republic, the Han empire
The 1st century AD: Roman Empire, the Han empire
The 2nd century AD: Roman Empire (this period there is no Chinese dynasty, one of Han decay, two three countries decay)
The 3rd century AD: the Wei-Jin Empire, Roman Empire, the Kingdom of the Huns (westward after the Huns)
The 4th century AD: the Persian Empire Sassanid dynasty, the Eastern Jin Dynasty empire
The 5th century: the Persian Empire Sassanid dynasty (Chinese dynasty is not the time, because we all know the reason)
The 6th century AD: Byzantine Empire, the Sui Empire (who said that Sui is not strong almost no knowledge of history)
The 7th century AD: the Arab Empire, the Tang Empire
The 8th century AD: the Arab Empire, the Tang Empire
The 9th century AD: Byzantine Empire (the Late Tang Dynasty, during this period there is no Chinese dynasty, because the reason was easy)
The 10th century AD: Byzantine Empire, the Liao Empire (Liao much earlier than the Song Dynasty, and a high degree of localization)
The 11th century AD: Song Empire, Liao Empire (Song of the economy, culture can be compared to today's world)
The 12th century AD: Song Empire, Jin Empire (Jin at the time of the world is second only to the Southern Song Dynasty developed areas)
The 13th Century AD: The Mongol Empire (Mongolian dominant during this period)
The 14th century AD: The Mongolian Empire, the Ming Empire, the Ottoman Empire, the Mayan kingdom (civilization and a high degree of incredible, incredible also disappeared)
The 15th century AD: Ming Empire, the Ottoman Empire
The 16th century AD: Ming Empire, the Ottoman Empire, the Kingdom of Spain, Kingdom of Portugal ( the great sailing ships era, the rise of the Portuguese west)
The 17th centuryA AD: the Dutch Republic, the Kingdom of Spain (UK time had just started, which is not), the Qing Empire
The 18th century AD: the French Republic (Empire), the British Empire (Russia when considered a bird, 18th century is Britain and France centuries), the Qing Empire
AD 19th century: the British Empire (Needless to say, and the United Kingdom full flowering)
AD 20th century: the German Third Reich, the Soviet Federal Republic, the United States of America
AD 21st Century: the United States of America, The People's Republic of China (perhaps ... ...)
14th century BC: the Egyptian kingdom, the Kingdom of Shang
The 13th century BC: the Egyptian kingdom, the Kingdom of Shang
The 12th century BC: Business of the Kingdom (and Egypt have said goodbye)
The 11 Century BC: The Shang of the Kingdom (even the King Zhou in Shang period is also very strong)
The 10th century BC: Kingdom of Zhou
The 9th century BC: kingdom of Zhou, the Assyrian Empire
The 8th century BC: kingdom of Zhou, the Assyrian Empire
The 7th century BC: Neo-Babylonian kingdom, the SSpring-Autumn countries (at that time ,only one state will be compared with other countries, with the Warring States)
The 6th century BC: Persian Empire, the Spring-Autumn countries
The 5th century BC: Greek city-states, the Persian Empire of the Warring States Each country
The 4th century BC: Alexander the Empire ,the Warring States countries
The 3rd century BC: Qin Empire (including the Warring States Period each country), Peacock Empire
The 2nd century BC: the Han Empire, Carthage Kingdom (Mediterranean overlord, Rome has not yet begun stronger)
a century BC: the Roman Republic, the Han empire
The 1st century AD: Roman Empire, the Han empire
The 2nd century AD: Roman Empire (this period there is no Chinese dynasty, one of Han decay, two three countries decay)
The 3rd century AD: the Wei-Jin Empire, Roman Empire, the Kingdom of the Huns (westward after the Huns)
The 4th century AD: the Persian Empire Sassanid dynasty, the Eastern Jin Dynasty empire
The 5th century: the Persian Empire Sassanid dynasty (Chinese dynasty is not the time, because we all know the reason)
The 6th century AD: Byzantine Empire, the Sui Empire (who said that Sui is not strong almost no knowledge of history)
The 7th century AD: the Arab Empire, the Tang Empire
The 8th century AD: the Arab Empire, the Tang Empire
The 9th century AD: Byzantine Empire (the Late Tang Dynasty, during this period there is no Chinese dynasty, because the reason was easy)
The 10th century AD: Byzantine Empire, the Liao Empire (Liao much earlier than the Song Dynasty, and a high degree of localization)
The 11th century AD: Song Empire, Liao Empire (Song of the economy, culture can be compared to today's world)
The 12th century AD: Song Empire, Jin Empire (Jin at the time of the world is second only to the Southern Song Dynasty developed areas)
The 13th Century AD: The Mongol Empire (Mongolian dominant during this period)
The 14th century AD: The Mongolian Empire, the Ming Empire, the Ottoman Empire, the Mayan kingdom (civilization and a high degree of incredible, incredible also disappeared)
The 15th century AD: Ming Empire, the Ottoman Empire
The 16th century AD: Ming Empire, the Ottoman Empire, the Kingdom of Spain, Kingdom of Portugal ( the great sailing ships era, the rise of the Portuguese west)
The 17th centuryA AD: the Dutch Republic, the Kingdom of Spain (UK time had just started, which is not), the Qing Empire
The 18th century AD: the French Republic (Empire), the British Empire (Russia when considered a bird, 18th century is Britain and France centuries), the Qing Empire
AD 19th century: the British Empire (Needless to say, and the United Kingdom full flowering)
AD 20th century: the German Third Reich, the Soviet Federal Republic, the United States of America
AD 21st Century: the United States of America, The People's Republic of China (perhaps ... ...)
what's the difference that between Non Virgin with prostitutes?
妓女是因为生活所迫,
(hooker become this for life force )
非处是自甘堕落.
(Non Virgin( not hooker) is willing to degeneration of non-self.)
妓女知道自己不光彩,从不为自己辩护,
(Prostitutes know this is dishonorable ,so never for their own defense,
非处不知廉耻 ,还要和处女平起平坐 .
( Non Virginno sense of shame, but also want to be equal with virgin )
妓女把性交看做是交易
(Prostitutes look sex as a transaction)
非处把性交看做是爱情.
( Non Virgin look at the sex as love)
妓女知道纯洁的处女有多美好
(prostitutes know how beautiful is pure virgin)
非处只会妒忌处女在男人心中的地位
(Non Virgin only be jealous of the virgin status in the hearts of men.)
妓女装处女只为了骗男人的钱
(prostitutes pretend to be the virgin only to cheat money from man)
非处装处女是为了骗男人一生的真爱.
(Non Virgin pretend to be virgin only deceive the men's ture love )
妓女明辩是非,知道自己是错的
(Prostitutes distinguish right from wrong, know they make wrong by themslves)
非处明明是自己张开双腿,还要把责任全推给男人.
(Non Virgin open their legs clearly in Voluntary
,but putting the entire responsibility onto men)
妓女知道好男人还很多
(Prostitutes know that there are still many good men)
非处把全部男人都一概而论.
(Non Virgin put all men to generalize)
妓女不会拿上过她的人和你做比较
(Prostitutes don't make comparison between you with that men who have sex with her)
非处会拿以前的男人和你比,尤其是要她第一次的那个男人
(Non Virgin would make the comparison between you with the men who she know before .espeically the first man have sex with her
妓女不会装不了纯情
( the Prostitutes don't know and won't show pure feeling)
非处被人玩够了操烂了,还要说:其实我是个好女孩,我很纯洁.
(Non Virgin was played enough and fucked enough .but she still said "actually ,I 'm a good girl ,I'm pure)
如果你娶个非处,你哥们会说:兄弟,你咋娶了个公共厕所?你活着还有什么意思?
(If you are married to Non Virgin, you buddy would say: buddy, why you married a public toilet? what does your alive's mean?
如果你娶了个妓女,你哥们会说:兄弟,佩服!你真是伟大,我算明白什么是真爱了!
(If you have married a prostitute, your buddies would say: dude, I admire! You are really great, I have understand what is true love !
(hooker become this for life force )
非处是自甘堕落.
(Non Virgin( not hooker) is willing to degeneration of non-self.)
妓女知道自己不光彩,从不为自己辩护,
(Prostitutes know this is dishonorable ,so never for their own defense,
非处不知廉耻 ,还要和处女平起平坐 .
( Non Virginno sense of shame, but also want to be equal with virgin )
妓女把性交看做是交易
(Prostitutes look sex as a transaction)
非处把性交看做是爱情.
( Non Virgin look at the sex as love)
妓女知道纯洁的处女有多美好
(prostitutes know how beautiful is pure virgin)
非处只会妒忌处女在男人心中的地位
(Non Virgin only be jealous of the virgin status in the hearts of men.)
妓女装处女只为了骗男人的钱
(prostitutes pretend to be the virgin only to cheat money from man)
非处装处女是为了骗男人一生的真爱.
(Non Virgin pretend to be virgin only deceive the men's ture love )
妓女明辩是非,知道自己是错的
(Prostitutes distinguish right from wrong, know they make wrong by themslves)
非处明明是自己张开双腿,还要把责任全推给男人.
(Non Virgin open their legs clearly in Voluntary
,but putting the entire responsibility onto men)
妓女知道好男人还很多
(Prostitutes know that there are still many good men)
非处把全部男人都一概而论.
(Non Virgin put all men to generalize)
妓女不会拿上过她的人和你做比较
(Prostitutes don't make comparison between you with that men who have sex with her)
非处会拿以前的男人和你比,尤其是要她第一次的那个男人
(Non Virgin would make the comparison between you with the men who she know before .espeically the first man have sex with her
妓女不会装不了纯情
( the Prostitutes don't know and won't show pure feeling)
非处被人玩够了操烂了,还要说:其实我是个好女孩,我很纯洁.
(Non Virgin was played enough and fucked enough .but she still said "actually ,I 'm a good girl ,I'm pure)
如果你娶个非处,你哥们会说:兄弟,你咋娶了个公共厕所?你活着还有什么意思?
(If you are married to Non Virgin, you buddy would say: buddy, why you married a public toilet? what does your alive's mean?
如果你娶了个妓女,你哥们会说:兄弟,佩服!你真是伟大,我算明白什么是真爱了!
(If you have married a prostitute, your buddies would say: dude, I admire! You are really great, I have understand what is true love !
What’s the life?
命运就像强奸，你反抗不了就要学会享受.
( the fate is like rape, if you can not resist ,so you could learn to enjoy it )
工作就像轮奸，,你不行了别人就上.
(Work is like a gang-raped, if you can not do it . someone 'll repace you).
生活就像自慰，,什么都得靠自己双手
(Life is like masturbation, No matter everything .it must depends on your own hands)
学习就像嫖娼，出完钱后又出力
(studying is like prostitution, after your pay for money ,but you still work hard )
工资就像例假，一月不来你就傻眼
(Wages is like menstrual period, if you have not it one month ,you 'll be dumbfounded)
谈判就像口交，费尽了口舌也就那点收获
Negotiations is like Fellatio,Have racked your tongue ,but the result is a little)
捐款就像发情，一想起来马上就要
(Donations is like Estrus, once thinking ,you want to own it )
奖金就像阴毛，掉的要比长的多
(Bonuses is like pubic hair,the Epilation is more than news)
领导就像阴道，总是欺软怕硬
(The leader is Like the vagina, always bully the weak and fear the strong)
开会就像乱伦，搞不清谁该搞谁
(Meeting is like incest, not quite sure who fuck who)
兄弟像避孕套，桶多大的娄子都帮你兜着
(Dude is like condoms,No matter how big troubel you create ,they always help you )
( the fate is like rape, if you can not resist ,so you could learn to enjoy it )
工作就像轮奸，,你不行了别人就上.
(Work is like a gang-raped, if you can not do it . someone 'll repace you).
生活就像自慰，,什么都得靠自己双手
(Life is like masturbation, No matter everything .it must depends on your own hands)
学习就像嫖娼，出完钱后又出力
(studying is like prostitution, after your pay for money ,but you still work hard )
工资就像例假，一月不来你就傻眼
(Wages is like menstrual period, if you have not it one month ,you 'll be dumbfounded)
谈判就像口交，费尽了口舌也就那点收获
Negotiations is like Fellatio,Have racked your tongue ,but the result is a little)
捐款就像发情，一想起来马上就要
(Donations is like Estrus, once thinking ,you want to own it )
奖金就像阴毛，掉的要比长的多
(Bonuses is like pubic hair,the Epilation is more than news)
领导就像阴道，总是欺软怕硬
(The leader is Like the vagina, always bully the weak and fear the strong)
开会就像乱伦，搞不清谁该搞谁
(Meeting is like incest, not quite sure who fuck who)
兄弟像避孕套，桶多大的娄子都帮你兜着
(Dude is like condoms,No matter how big troubel you create ,they always help you )
2009年11月8日星期日
husband's reaction when man wear green hat
Ameiican Husband: Sleepless all night, call his lawyer early in the morning teh next day, go to talk the details of three hours to collect his wife a lot of evidence of disloyalty, and then go home and his wife, said: "My dear, we see the court . "
French husband: Sleepless all night. Early in the morning the next day ran to buy florist 999 roses and send to his wife to buy another aphrodisiacs , ready to restore our prestige in order to restore his wife affection.
Russia's Husband: Sleepless all night. Early in the morning the next day wearing armor ancestors, the ancestors of the long sword raised, drank a bottle of vodka, went to the man strode in front, shouting loudly demanding a duel.
Japan Husband: Sleepless all night. The next day after work, go straight to a small pub, a glass cup of drink one by one till the drunk . Since then fell in love with pubs, every night Come back with Drink
Germany Husband: Sleepless all night. Early next morning opened her notebook computer, in the Internet to collect data in order to verify his wife Why does it happen. daily turn into a marriage expert on the papers of numerous articles, published by international awards, were prize number.
Italy Husband: Sleepless all night. Early in the morning the next day her husband mental disorders, will be locked himself into the dark room. A few days later, his wife broke into the house and found inside a painting dozens of sheets, are from her husband's hands, and both priceless.
Spain Husband: Sleepless all night. The next morning to go out to have a dance ,during this period meet a beautiful girl with a fierce right and dance down, both sides have love each other Her husband soon to go home to be with his wife a divorce.
French husband: Sleepless all night. Early in the morning the next day ran to buy florist 999 roses and send to his wife to buy another aphrodisiacs , ready to restore our prestige in order to restore his wife affection.
Russia's Husband: Sleepless all night. Early in the morning the next day wearing armor ancestors, the ancestors of the long sword raised, drank a bottle of vodka, went to the man strode in front, shouting loudly demanding a duel.
Japan Husband: Sleepless all night. The next day after work, go straight to a small pub, a glass cup of drink one by one till the drunk . Since then fell in love with pubs, every night Come back with Drink
Germany Husband: Sleepless all night. Early next morning opened her notebook computer, in the Internet to collect data in order to verify his wife Why does it happen. daily turn into a marriage expert on the papers of numerous articles, published by international awards, were prize number.
Italy Husband: Sleepless all night. Early in the morning the next day her husband mental disorders, will be locked himself into the dark room. A few days later, his wife broke into the house and found inside a painting dozens of sheets, are from her husband's hands, and both priceless.
Spain Husband: Sleepless all night. The next morning to go out to have a dance ,during this period meet a beautiful girl with a fierce right and dance down, both sides have love each other Her husband soon to go home to be with his wife a divorce.
most cruel is that the person be only younger once
.现在女人真伟大。不知不觉肚子大、有了孩子没有爸！
(Now .the woman is great .Unconsciously paunch become bigger .but she don't who is child's father)
2.小时候我们把玩具当朋友、长大了朋友拿我们当玩具。
( in the childhood .we treat the toys as our friends, after grew up .we treat the friends as toys )
3.你不能让所有的人满意，因为不一定所有的都是人。
( you can not make everyone Satisfaction,because not everyone is man)
4.人生就象卫生纸、没事尽量少扯、
( the life is like toilet paper. if you have nothing ,don't use it as much as possible)
5.有老公怎么的？ 有守门员球还进呢!
( even having husband .how is it ? even having goalkeeper .but the ball still into)
6.谁是谁老公？ 都他妈临时工
( who is whoes husband? they are all the temporary)
7.如果你看到面前的阴影，别怕，那是因为你的背后有阳光
(If you see the shadow in front ,Don't be fear, it is because there is the sun behind
8.最穷无非讨饭、不死终会出头
Nothing more than the poorest is beggar, immortality will eventually success)
9.时间是最好的老师，但遗憾的是——最后他把所有的学生都弄死了
(The time is the best teacher ,but what a pity that it make the all the students dead at last)
10.你再牛逼google咋搜索不到你呢？ 你再有劲你能憋住尿吗？
(if you think you are great .why I can not seach you in google?if you think you have large energy ,can you stop pee when you want to pee?
11.在任何状况下，不能玩弄别人，玩人必被人玩。
( In any situation .Don't play others ,if you play others .sooner or later ,you 'll played by others
12.你再有心眼，也不是最厉害的那个。
( even you are much smart .but you are not the best one )
13.世界上最动听的话不是我爱你，而是你的肿瘤是良性的!
( In this world . The most sweet-sounding words is not " I love U " it's "Your tumor is benign"
14.唾沫是用来数钞票的，而不是用来讲道理的
(Saliva is used to check money, and rather than speaking truth)
15.不该看的不看，不该说的不说，不该听的不听，不该想的不想，请专心致志的打你的酱油
( if you don't should see . No see ;if you don't should say , No say;if you don't should hear ,No hear ; if you don't should think.No think.please concerate on doing what you are doing.)
16.男人的谎言可以欺骗女人一夜 女人的谎言可以欺骗男人一生
(the man's lie could cheat woman one night ,but the woman's lie could cheat man all the life )
17.如果可能的话，更强一些，宁可强的让人羡慕，也不能弱得让人可怜！
( If it's possible,be stronger .People prefer a strong so that others admire you .not too weak so that people porr you !)
18.世界上唯一不用努力就能得到的只有年龄！
( In this world .you don't pay any effort .but you could get is only age
19.大起大悲看清自己、 大起大落看清朋友。
( only the happy and sad could make you know yourself well.only the success and failure could make you know your friends well)
20.我们只有一个地球，所以大家要爱护地球； 地球上只有一个我，所以大家也要爱护我！
( we have only one earth ,so we should love it ;but there is only me in the earth ,so everyone should like me )
21.有钱不一定有道、敢摸不一定敢草.
( having money must not having morality.daring to touch her must not dar to fuck her)
22.开心了就笑，不开心了就过会儿再笑
( so smile if you are happy;you could smile later if you are not happy)
23.向新朋友介绍女友时，请搂着她的腰，而不是站在一旁用手指点
( when you introduce your girlfirend to your new friend,please around her waist ,not point her )
24.走的最快的是最美的风景 伤的最深的是最真的感情
(Pass the fastest is the most beautiful scenery , the deepest wounds are the most real emotions)
25.人生最大的悲哀，并不是在于你得不到或者失去的，而是你根本不知道你自己要的是什么！
( The greatest tragedy in life, not because you can not get or lose, but you do not know what you want!)
26.假如有个人愿在自己身边，就算没有任何语言只是在身边，我也觉得是一种幸福，即使失去了一切，只要停下脚步看一下四周，一定会有某个人在你看得见的地方。请别伤心、不要绝望，无论如何也请别忘记，自己决不是孤单一人的.
(If a person is willing to your side, even if there is no language only in the side, I also think it is a kind of happiness, even if the loss of everything, as long as stopped to look around, there must be someone in your sight. Please do not hurt, do not despair, in any case, please do not forget that you are not alone)
27.在你头上拉屎的未必是敌人 ,把你从屎堆拉出来的未必是朋友
(Shit in your head is not necessarily an enemy pull you from the feces out of the heap is not necessarily a friend)
28.我不能做到我所希望的一切，但是我应该做好我可以做到的一切.
(I can not do everything I want, but I should do what I can do everything)
29.无论什么时候打电话，摘起话筒的时候请微笑，因为对方能感觉到.
(Whenever called, picking from the microphone please smile, because the other side can feel)
30.上帝给了我们七情六欲，我们却把它们变成了色情和暴力
(God has given us emotions, but we become them as sex and violence )
31. 找一个你爱聊的人结婚 ， 因为当年龄大了以后，你会发觉喜欢聊天是一个人最大的优点。
( you should look for a man who like talk to married, because when you are old in the future, you will find that like chatting with a person's greatest strengths.
32.心若没有栖息的地方，到哪里都是在流浪！
(if there is no habitat areas for your inside,Where are wandering)
33.不要相信接吻时从不闭眼的伴侣。
(Do not believe never close their eyes when kissing partner)
34.最好的关系存在于对别人的爱胜于对别人的索求之上。
9The best relationship exists in the love to others than to demand of others above.
35.人不可以把钱带进坟墓。 但钱可以把人带进坟墓。
(People can not put money into the grave. But the money to take people into the grave.)
36.废话是人际关系的第一句
(bullshit is The first sentence of the interpersonal relationships)
37.吸引住男人的办法就是让他一直得不到；吸引女人的办法正好相反，就是让她一直满足。
(Attracted man's way is to let him have never been given; attract women approach is the opposite, that is, she has been satisfied forever)
38.男人，上半身是修养，下半身是本质；女人，上半身是诱饵，下半身是陷阱。
(Men, upper body is a self-cultivation, lower body is the essence; woman, upper body is the bait, lower body is a trap.)
39.女孩买很多很多漂亮衣服穿，就是为了吸引男孩的目光，但男孩想看的，却是不穿衣服的女孩。
(A lot of pretty girls, buy a lot of clothes to wear, is to attract the boy's eyes, but the boys want to see, but it is girls do not wear clothes.)
40.男人都喜欢江山，是因为他们觉得只有整个江山才能让他们的女人心动
41.当我们把情感更多的 放在 友情 爱情上 ,可往往最后 能让你感动的 只有亲情
(When we put often more on feelings to love and friendship ,the last only lets you touched is affection
42.你叫我滚，我滚了，你叫我回来，对不起滚远了。
(You told me to fuck off I fuck off, you call me back, I am sorry I fuck off too far)
(Now .the woman is great .Unconsciously paunch become bigger .but she don't who is child's father)
2.小时候我们把玩具当朋友、长大了朋友拿我们当玩具。
( in the childhood .we treat the toys as our friends, after grew up .we treat the friends as toys )
3.你不能让所有的人满意，因为不一定所有的都是人。
( you can not make everyone Satisfaction,because not everyone is man)
4.人生就象卫生纸、没事尽量少扯、
( the life is like toilet paper. if you have nothing ,don't use it as much as possible)
5.有老公怎么的？ 有守门员球还进呢!
( even having husband .how is it ? even having goalkeeper .but the ball still into)
6.谁是谁老公？ 都他妈临时工
( who is whoes husband? they are all the temporary)
7.如果你看到面前的阴影，别怕，那是因为你的背后有阳光
(If you see the shadow in front ,Don't be fear, it is because there is the sun behind
8.最穷无非讨饭、不死终会出头
Nothing more than the poorest is beggar, immortality will eventually success)
9.时间是最好的老师，但遗憾的是——最后他把所有的学生都弄死了
(The time is the best teacher ,but what a pity that it make the all the students dead at last)
10.你再牛逼google咋搜索不到你呢？ 你再有劲你能憋住尿吗？
(if you think you are great .why I can not seach you in google?if you think you have large energy ,can you stop pee when you want to pee?
11.在任何状况下，不能玩弄别人，玩人必被人玩。
( In any situation .Don't play others ,if you play others .sooner or later ,you 'll played by others
12.你再有心眼，也不是最厉害的那个。
( even you are much smart .but you are not the best one )
13.世界上最动听的话不是我爱你，而是你的肿瘤是良性的!
( In this world . The most sweet-sounding words is not " I love U " it's "Your tumor is benign"
14.唾沫是用来数钞票的，而不是用来讲道理的
(Saliva is used to check money, and rather than speaking truth)
15.不该看的不看，不该说的不说，不该听的不听，不该想的不想，请专心致志的打你的酱油
( if you don't should see . No see ;if you don't should say , No say;if you don't should hear ,No hear ; if you don't should think.No think.please concerate on doing what you are doing.)
16.男人的谎言可以欺骗女人一夜 女人的谎言可以欺骗男人一生
(the man's lie could cheat woman one night ,but the woman's lie could cheat man all the life )
17.如果可能的话，更强一些，宁可强的让人羡慕，也不能弱得让人可怜！
( If it's possible,be stronger .People prefer a strong so that others admire you .not too weak so that people porr you !)
18.世界上唯一不用努力就能得到的只有年龄！
( In this world .you don't pay any effort .but you could get is only age
19.大起大悲看清自己、 大起大落看清朋友。
( only the happy and sad could make you know yourself well.only the success and failure could make you know your friends well)
20.我们只有一个地球，所以大家要爱护地球； 地球上只有一个我，所以大家也要爱护我！
( we have only one earth ,so we should love it ;but there is only me in the earth ,so everyone should like me )
21.有钱不一定有道、敢摸不一定敢草.
( having money must not having morality.daring to touch her must not dar to fuck her)
22.开心了就笑，不开心了就过会儿再笑
( so smile if you are happy;you could smile later if you are not happy)
23.向新朋友介绍女友时，请搂着她的腰，而不是站在一旁用手指点
( when you introduce your girlfirend to your new friend,please around her waist ,not point her )
24.走的最快的是最美的风景 伤的最深的是最真的感情
(Pass the fastest is the most beautiful scenery , the deepest wounds are the most real emotions)
25.人生最大的悲哀，并不是在于你得不到或者失去的，而是你根本不知道你自己要的是什么！
( The greatest tragedy in life, not because you can not get or lose, but you do not know what you want!)
26.假如有个人愿在自己身边，就算没有任何语言只是在身边，我也觉得是一种幸福，即使失去了一切，只要停下脚步看一下四周，一定会有某个人在你看得见的地方。请别伤心、不要绝望，无论如何也请别忘记，自己决不是孤单一人的.
(If a person is willing to your side, even if there is no language only in the side, I also think it is a kind of happiness, even if the loss of everything, as long as stopped to look around, there must be someone in your sight. Please do not hurt, do not despair, in any case, please do not forget that you are not alone)
27.在你头上拉屎的未必是敌人 ,把你从屎堆拉出来的未必是朋友
(Shit in your head is not necessarily an enemy pull you from the feces out of the heap is not necessarily a friend)
28.我不能做到我所希望的一切，但是我应该做好我可以做到的一切.
(I can not do everything I want, but I should do what I can do everything)
29.无论什么时候打电话，摘起话筒的时候请微笑，因为对方能感觉到.
(Whenever called, picking from the microphone please smile, because the other side can feel)
30.上帝给了我们七情六欲，我们却把它们变成了色情和暴力
(God has given us emotions, but we become them as sex and violence )
31. 找一个你爱聊的人结婚 ， 因为当年龄大了以后，你会发觉喜欢聊天是一个人最大的优点。
( you should look for a man who like talk to married, because when you are old in the future, you will find that like chatting with a person's greatest strengths.
32.心若没有栖息的地方，到哪里都是在流浪！
(if there is no habitat areas for your inside,Where are wandering)
33.不要相信接吻时从不闭眼的伴侣。
(Do not believe never close their eyes when kissing partner)
34.最好的关系存在于对别人的爱胜于对别人的索求之上。
9The best relationship exists in the love to others than to demand of others above.
35.人不可以把钱带进坟墓。 但钱可以把人带进坟墓。
(People can not put money into the grave. But the money to take people into the grave.)
36.废话是人际关系的第一句
(bullshit is The first sentence of the interpersonal relationships)
37.吸引住男人的办法就是让他一直得不到；吸引女人的办法正好相反，就是让她一直满足。
(Attracted man's way is to let him have never been given; attract women approach is the opposite, that is, she has been satisfied forever)
38.男人，上半身是修养，下半身是本质；女人，上半身是诱饵，下半身是陷阱。
(Men, upper body is a self-cultivation, lower body is the essence; woman, upper body is the bait, lower body is a trap.)
39.女孩买很多很多漂亮衣服穿，就是为了吸引男孩的目光，但男孩想看的，却是不穿衣服的女孩。
(A lot of pretty girls, buy a lot of clothes to wear, is to attract the boy's eyes, but the boys want to see, but it is girls do not wear clothes.)
40.男人都喜欢江山，是因为他们觉得只有整个江山才能让他们的女人心动
41.当我们把情感更多的 放在 友情 爱情上 ,可往往最后 能让你感动的 只有亲情
(When we put often more on feelings to love and friendship ,the last only lets you touched is affection
42.你叫我滚，我滚了，你叫我回来，对不起滚远了。
(You told me to fuck off I fuck off, you call me back, I am sorry I fuck off too far)
Communist Party and Kuomintang(KMT) 's contribution
Another opinion about the Communist Party and Kuomintang(KMT) 's contribution in the Anti-Japanese War
Today .Let me tell you different information about the Anti-Japanese War
Maybe every chinese study have learn the knowledge about the Anti-Japanese War in the book ,or receive the knowledge from the teacher .but as you grew up ,you found these knowledge is not right completely
Ok ,let me tell you a different history about this
1. when we are a little ,the book said the Communist Party defend the japanese positive ,and the KMT's defend is negative
This opinion is wrong .maybe some KMT's army is negative.but most of KMT's army defend japanese positive
2.The Communist party Don't give the right comment the KMT's contribution .the Communsit Party only said the KMT only have success in Taierzhuang .but the fact the KMT have success many places
3. The KMT defend the Frontal Battlefield of Anti-Japanese War .the Communist party defend Back Battlefield of Anti-Japanese War so the KMT's lost is bigger than Communist Party .the Communist Party Don't give the right Comment about the KMT's Lost .even want to cover this lost .The Communist only want to admit own contribution in Back Battlefield of Anti-Japanese War .the fact that the KMT's defend the japense with the large of lost .IF the KMT don't defend the Japanese in Frontal Battlefield of Anti-Japanese War .the Communist party can not win the war .in my eyes .the Communist only pick up the weapons after the war .This is not right .
4. Before the Anti-Japanese War .the KMT have have successed in the civil War .before the Anti-Japanese War the Communist Party have lost .so in order to survive. the Communist Party have to work 25,000 in Long March.
In here ,I have to explain .the Communist said to me .this "25,000 in Long March"show Hard-working spirit.
The fact that .the Communist party beautificate History. the Communist Party don't want to admit the own failure ,so that it said it show "25,000 in Long March"show Hard-working spirit .so this is right .
If there is no Anti-japanese War .maybe the Communist Party have failed .so 8 years Anit-japanese War have helped the Communist Party .Becasue the KMT defend the Japanese in Frontal Battlefield of Anti-Japanese War.so the Communist Party pick the Japanese 's Military ( if you have watch one TV called "亮剑" 。in this TV ,the Li Yunlong and Chu Yunfei is a good example .the Chu Yunfei defend japanese .and the Li Yunlong pick the japanese 's Military) so through the 8 years Anti-Japanese war .the Communist use the Japanese Military to make himself strong.
On the oppsite .trough 8 years Anti-Japanese war .the KMT's army have suffered the large lost .
5.The Communist party only defend japanese with Guerrilla .which only give the big hit to Japanese .maybe the KMT have not get more win ,but the KMT use the large lost to exchange the Communist win .
6.The Communist Party don't give the right Comment to the Russian in the 8 years Anti-Japanese war .
7. before the 1945 . the Communist party said the KMT stand for the despotism .so the Chinese need the demoncrary .so the Communist party reverse the despotism
But after the 1949 .the the communist party built the China ,the China is One-party country .
Today .Let me tell you different information about the Anti-Japanese War
Maybe every chinese study have learn the knowledge about the Anti-Japanese War in the book ,or receive the knowledge from the teacher .but as you grew up ,you found these knowledge is not right completely
Ok ,let me tell you a different history about this
1. when we are a little ,the book said the Communist Party defend the japanese positive ,and the KMT's defend is negative
This opinion is wrong .maybe some KMT's army is negative.but most of KMT's army defend japanese positive
2.The Communist party Don't give the right comment the KMT's contribution .the Communsit Party only said the KMT only have success in Taierzhuang .but the fact the KMT have success many places
3. The KMT defend the Frontal Battlefield of Anti-Japanese War .the Communist party defend Back Battlefield of Anti-Japanese War so the KMT's lost is bigger than Communist Party .the Communist Party Don't give the right Comment about the KMT's Lost .even want to cover this lost .The Communist only want to admit own contribution in Back Battlefield of Anti-Japanese War .the fact that the KMT's defend the japense with the large of lost .IF the KMT don't defend the Japanese in Frontal Battlefield of Anti-Japanese War .the Communist party can not win the war .in my eyes .the Communist only pick up the weapons after the war .This is not right .
4. Before the Anti-Japanese War .the KMT have have successed in the civil War .before the Anti-Japanese War the Communist Party have lost .so in order to survive. the Communist Party have to work 25,000 in Long March.
In here ,I have to explain .the Communist said to me .this "25,000 in Long March"show Hard-working spirit.
The fact that .the Communist party beautificate History. the Communist Party don't want to admit the own failure ,so that it said it show "25,000 in Long March"show Hard-working spirit .so this is right .
If there is no Anti-japanese War .maybe the Communist Party have failed .so 8 years Anit-japanese War have helped the Communist Party .Becasue the KMT defend the Japanese in Frontal Battlefield of Anti-Japanese War.so the Communist Party pick the Japanese 's Military ( if you have watch one TV called "亮剑" 。in this TV ,the Li Yunlong and Chu Yunfei is a good example .the Chu Yunfei defend japanese .and the Li Yunlong pick the japanese 's Military) so through the 8 years Anti-Japanese war .the Communist use the Japanese Military to make himself strong.
On the oppsite .trough 8 years Anti-Japanese war .the KMT's army have suffered the large lost .
5.The Communist party only defend japanese with Guerrilla .which only give the big hit to Japanese .maybe the KMT have not get more win ,but the KMT use the large lost to exchange the Communist win .
6.The Communist Party don't give the right Comment to the Russian in the 8 years Anti-Japanese war .
7. before the 1945 . the Communist party said the KMT stand for the despotism .so the Chinese need the demoncrary .so the Communist party reverse the despotism
But after the 1949 .the the communist party built the China ,the China is One-party country .
2009年11月7日星期六
How do you think about this ?
Ok I tell you two another story .maybe this is called real story ,we call these two story as test .yeah ,I give you two test .hehe .don't ask me answer ,I hope you could find answer in these two question hehe
the frist one .there is guy ,he is very smart .maybe we could call him genius ,so when him graduate from the Uni,so he apply to the one famous big company .in the process of the apply .his performance is very good .and the examiner think he is very good ,so the exam decide to employ him .and the guy trust he could be emplyed.too
but when the personnel department send the email to candidates who is emplyed .the computer have met the problem .so he don't receive the admission notice .but some guy whes capabilty is worse than him receive the admission notice .when he know this news ,he think he is genius .why the company not employ him ?so more thinking .more uncomfortable .at last ,he suside . maybe the god like this boy .he have not been dead .in this time ,the company know own computer have met the problem .and the company know thsi guy go to die for this computer errors.and this guy know this error for the computer ,too
ok .my question is coming .ok listen up my question .there are four questions.
this same matter happen in four places .China.US .European .Japan.
1.this matter happen in US .and this guy is american guy ,of course this company is a international company( in here ,we call GE).so when the guy and leader GE heard suside and computer error.what's the guy reaction ? what 's the company's reaction?
2.if this matter in European ..and this guy is european guy ,of course this company is a international company( in here ,we call this Siemens) .so when the guy and leader of Siemens) heard suside and computer error.what's the guy reaction ? what 's the company's reaction?
3.if this matter in China ..and this guy is Chinese guy ,of course this company is a international company( in here ,we call is haier) .so when the guy and leader of company heard suside and computer error.what's the guy reaction ? what 's the company's reaction?
4.if this matter in Japan.and this guy is japanese guy ,of course this company is a international company ( we call it Sony in here).so when the guy and leader of company heard suside and computer error.what's the guy reaction ? what 's the company's reaction?
I hope you could analyse these four matter .and I could tell you .one answer stand for one culture .so I hope you read it twice ,and analyse them .when you analyse well .talk me your answer .
the frist one .there is guy ,he is very smart .maybe we could call him genius ,so when him graduate from the Uni,so he apply to the one famous big company .in the process of the apply .his performance is very good .and the examiner think he is very good ,so the exam decide to employ him .and the guy trust he could be emplyed.too
but when the personnel department send the email to candidates who is emplyed .the computer have met the problem .so he don't receive the admission notice .but some guy whes capabilty is worse than him receive the admission notice .when he know this news ,he think he is genius .why the company not employ him ?so more thinking .more uncomfortable .at last ,he suside . maybe the god like this boy .he have not been dead .in this time ,the company know own computer have met the problem .and the company know thsi guy go to die for this computer errors.and this guy know this error for the computer ,too
ok .my question is coming .ok listen up my question .there are four questions.
this same matter happen in four places .China.US .European .Japan.
1.this matter happen in US .and this guy is american guy ,of course this company is a international company( in here ,we call GE).so when the guy and leader GE heard suside and computer error.what's the guy reaction ? what 's the company's reaction?
2.if this matter in European ..and this guy is european guy ,of course this company is a international company( in here ,we call this Siemens) .so when the guy and leader of Siemens) heard suside and computer error.what's the guy reaction ? what 's the company's reaction?
3.if this matter in China ..and this guy is Chinese guy ,of course this company is a international company( in here ,we call is haier) .so when the guy and leader of company heard suside and computer error.what's the guy reaction ? what 's the company's reaction?
4.if this matter in Japan.and this guy is japanese guy ,of course this company is a international company ( we call it Sony in here).so when the guy and leader of company heard suside and computer error.what's the guy reaction ? what 's the company's reaction?
I hope you could analyse these four matter .and I could tell you .one answer stand for one culture .so I hope you read it twice ,and analyse them .when you analyse well .talk me your answer .
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