What’s the life?

命运就像强奸，你反抗不了就要学会享受.
( the fate is like rape, if you can not resist ,so you could learn to enjoy it )
工作就像轮奸，,你不行了别人就上.
(Work is like a gang-raped, if you can not do it . someone 'll repace you).
生活就像自慰，,什么都得靠自己双手
(Life is like masturbation, No matter everything .it must depends on your own hands)
学习就像嫖娼，出完钱后又出力
(studying is like prostitution, after your pay for money ,but you still work hard )
工资就像例假，一月不来你就傻眼
(Wages is like menstrual period, if you have not it one month ,you 'll be dumbfounded)
谈判就像口交，费尽了口舌也就那点收获
Negotiations is like Fellatio,Have racked your tongue ,but the result is a little)
捐款就像发情，一想起来马上就要
(Donations is like Estrus, once thinking ,you want to own it )
奖金就像阴毛，掉的要比长的多
(Bonuses is like pubic hair,the Epilation is more than news)
领导就像阴道，总是欺软怕硬
(The leader is Like the vagina, always bully the weak and fear the strong)
开会就像乱伦，搞不清谁该搞谁
(Meeting is like incest, not quite sure who fuck who)
兄弟像避孕套，桶多大的娄子都帮你兜着
(Dude is like condoms,No matter how big troubel you create ,they always help you )