please describe the male sex organs in your country.

Q: Miss America, please describe the male sex organs in your country.
Miss USA: U.S. male organ like a gentleman.
Q: Why is that?
Miss USA: as long as one can see female, they will stand up ... ...
(Applause, applause)
Question: Ms Spain, please describe the male sex organs in your country.
Miss Spain: Spain's male organs like bullfighting.
Q: Why is that?
Miss Spain: as long as it will see a hole .it 'll attack.
(Applause, applause)
Q: Miss Philippines, please describe the male sex organs in your country.
Miss Philippines: Philippines the male organ like rumors .
Q: Why is that?
Miss Philippines: it spread from one mouth another mouth.
(Applause, applause, standing applause, applause, applause)
Q: Iran Miss, please describe the male sex organs in your country.
Miss Iran: Iran's male organs like thieves.
Q: Why is that?
Miss Iran: because they always love the backdoor.
(Applause, applause, laughter, laughter, applause, applause)
Q: Miss India, please describe the male sex organs in your country.
Miss India: The Indian male organs such as labor.
Q: Why is that?
Miss India: Because it "do" in the day and night
(Applause, applause, applause, applause, applause, applause)
Q: Miss Malaysia, please describe the male sex organs in your country.
Miss Malaysia: Malaysia's the male organ is like Proton sedans(Malaysia-made vehicles).
Q: Why is that?
Miss Malaysia: It seems very hard (is similar to the HONDA) is actually very soft (a collision on the deformation).
(Applause, applause, laughter, laughter, applause, applause)
Question: Ms Singapore, please describe the male sex organs in your country.
Miss Singapore: Singapore's male organ is very kiasu.
Q: Why is that?
Miss Singapore: it Always rushed into "court", played 15 minutes in advance.
(Applause, applause, applause, applause, applause, applause)
Q: Miss China, please describe the male sex organs in your country.
Miss China: China's male organs like the space shuttle.
Q: Why is that?
Miss China: Although small, but within minutes you can be sent to the clouds ... ...