.现在女人真伟大。不知不觉肚子大、有了孩子没有爸！
(Now .the woman is great .Unconsciously paunch become bigger .but she don't who is child's father)
2.小时候我们把玩具当朋友、长大了朋友拿我们当玩具。
( in the childhood .we treat the toys as our friends, after grew up .we treat the friends as toys )
3.你不能让所有的人满意，因为不一定所有的都是人。
( you can not make everyone Satisfaction,because not everyone is man)
4.人生就象卫生纸、没事尽量少扯、
( the life is like toilet paper. if you have nothing ,don't use it as much as possible)
5.有老公怎么的？ 有守门员球还进呢!
( even having husband .how is it ? even having goalkeeper .but the ball still into)
6.谁是谁老公？ 都他妈临时工
( who is whoes husband? they are all the temporary)
7.如果你看到面前的阴影，别怕，那是因为你的背后有阳光
(If you see the shadow in front ,Don't be fear, it is because there is the sun behind
8.最穷无非讨饭、不死终会出头
Nothing more than the poorest is beggar, immortality will eventually success)
9.时间是最好的老师，但遗憾的是——最后他把所有的学生都弄死了
(The time is the best teacher ,but what a pity that it make the all the students dead at last)
10.你再牛逼google咋搜索不到你呢？ 你再有劲你能憋住尿吗？
(if you think you are great .why I can not seach you in google?if you think you have large energy ,can you stop pee when you want to pee?
11.在任何状况下，不能玩弄别人，玩人必被人玩。
( In any situation .Don't play others ,if you play others .sooner or later ,you 'll played by others
12.你再有心眼，也不是最厉害的那个。
( even you are much smart .but you are not the best one )
13.世界上最动听的话不是我爱你，而是你的肿瘤是良性的!
( In this world . The most sweet-sounding words is not " I love U " it's "Your tumor is benign"
14.唾沫是用来数钞票的，而不是用来讲道理的
(Saliva is used to check money, and rather than speaking truth)
15.不该看的不看，不该说的不说，不该听的不听，不该想的不想，请专心致志的打你的酱油
( if you don't should see . No see ;if you don't should say , No say;if you don't should hear ,No hear ; if you don't should think.No think.please concerate on doing what you are doing.)
16.男人的谎言可以欺骗女人一夜 女人的谎言可以欺骗男人一生
(the man's lie could cheat woman one night ,but the woman's lie could cheat man all the life )
17.如果可能的话，更强一些，宁可强的让人羡慕，也不能弱得让人可怜！
( If it's possible,be stronger .People prefer a strong so that others admire you .not too weak so that people porr you !)
18.世界上唯一不用努力就能得到的只有年龄！
( In this world .you don't pay any effort .but you could get is only age
19.大起大悲看清自己、 大起大落看清朋友。
( only the happy and sad could make you know yourself well.only the success and failure could make you know your friends well)
20.我们只有一个地球，所以大家要爱护地球； 地球上只有一个我，所以大家也要爱护我！
( we have only one earth ,so we should love it ;but there is only me in the earth ,so everyone should like me )
21.有钱不一定有道、敢摸不一定敢草.
( having money must not having morality.daring to touch her must not dar to fuck her)
22.开心了就笑，不开心了就过会儿再笑
( so smile if you are happy;you could smile later if you are not happy)
23.向新朋友介绍女友时，请搂着她的腰，而不是站在一旁用手指点
( when you introduce your girlfirend to your new friend,please around her waist ,not point her )
24.走的最快的是最美的风景 伤的最深的是最真的感情
(Pass the fastest is the most beautiful scenery , the deepest wounds are the most real emotions)
25.人生最大的悲哀，并不是在于你得不到或者失去的，而是你根本不知道你自己要的是什么！
( The greatest tragedy in life, not because you can not get or lose, but you do not know what you want!)
26.假如有个人愿在自己身边，就算没有任何语言只是在身边，我也觉得是一种幸福，即使失去了一切，只要停下脚步看一下四周，一定会有某个人在你看得见的地方。请别伤心、不要绝望，无论如何也请别忘记，自己决不是孤单一人的.
(If a person is willing to your side, even if there is no language only in the side, I also think it is a kind of happiness, even if the loss of everything, as long as stopped to look around, there must be someone in your sight. Please do not hurt, do not despair, in any case, please do not forget that you are not alone)
27.在你头上拉屎的未必是敌人 ,把你从屎堆拉出来的未必是朋友
(Shit in your head is not necessarily an enemy pull you from the feces out of the heap is not necessarily a friend)
28.我不能做到我所希望的一切，但是我应该做好我可以做到的一切.
(I can not do everything I want, but I should do what I can do everything)
29.无论什么时候打电话，摘起话筒的时候请微笑，因为对方能感觉到.
(Whenever called, picking from the microphone please smile, because the other side can feel)
30.上帝给了我们七情六欲，我们却把它们变成了色情和暴力
(God has given us emotions, but we become them as sex and violence )
31. 找一个你爱聊的人结婚 ， 因为当年龄大了以后，你会发觉喜欢聊天是一个人最大的优点。
( you should look for a man who like talk to married, because when you are old in the future, you will find that like chatting with a person's greatest strengths.
32.心若没有栖息的地方，到哪里都是在流浪！
(if there is no habitat areas for your inside,Where are wandering)
33.不要相信接吻时从不闭眼的伴侣。
(Do not believe never close their eyes when kissing partner)
34.最好的关系存在于对别人的爱胜于对别人的索求之上。
9The best relationship exists in the love to others than to demand of others above.
35.人不可以把钱带进坟墓。 但钱可以把人带进坟墓。
(People can not put money into the grave. But the money to take people into the grave.)
36.废话是人际关系的第一句
(bullshit is The first sentence of the interpersonal relationships)
37.吸引住男人的办法就是让他一直得不到；吸引女人的办法正好相反，就是让她一直满足。
(Attracted man's way is to let him have never been given; attract women approach is the opposite, that is, she has been satisfied forever)
38.男人，上半身是修养，下半身是本质；女人，上半身是诱饵，下半身是陷阱。
(Men, upper body is a self-cultivation, lower body is the essence; woman, upper body is the bait, lower body is a trap.)
39.女孩买很多很多漂亮衣服穿，就是为了吸引男孩的目光，但男孩想看的，却是不穿衣服的女孩。
(A lot of pretty girls, buy a lot of clothes to wear, is to attract the boy's eyes, but the boys want to see, but it is girls do not wear clothes.)
40.男人都喜欢江山，是因为他们觉得只有整个江山才能让他们的女人心动
41.当我们把情感更多的 放在 友情 爱情上 ,可往往最后 能让你感动的 只有亲情
(When we put often more on feelings to love and friendship ,the last only lets you touched is affection
42.你叫我滚，我滚了，你叫我回来，对不起滚远了。
(You told me to fuck off I fuck off, you call me back, I am sorry I fuck off too far)
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